Corny Hair Styles

Dear blogger friends,

Please offer advice without delay.

A hairdo my head doth need,

For son's wedding day.

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Perhaps a foray

Into the stalks

Of corny styles,

An inspiration will relay.

One of these would

Surely be okay.......

But, which one?

Who can say?

My hair has its way,

short, fine, and dork-ay,

Stubbornly fighting away

Any style I parlay.

Strategy need be:

With trigger of hairspray;

Spray, spray, spray,

And, pray the "do" will stay!

But, in what style of do

Should said hair be forced to stay?

I know not,

Thus, cannot say!

Nay, nay, nay!

For sure,

Not that one!

Too much fray!

Thanks so much for stopping by

This blogger bay!

And, have a gray-t

Day today!

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(Notice: Due to this week's wedding preparations and commotion, I will need to be away from the blog for a few days. The Cows have agreed to take over during that time........its difficult to find blogger subs, but they said they'd give it a good, old bovine try. Please be patient with them.......I have no idea what they might blog about, or if they even comprehend fully what a blog is. You just never know with Cows!

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Also, just so you know........if you were nearby, I would invite you to the wedding dance, and if you attended I would introduce you as "my online blogging friends". Locals would cringe and gasp, drawing back and peering, murmuring amongst themselves, "She met them ONLINE.......oh, goodness! Are they predators?!"

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"MOO-TA-LOO" till we meet again!!

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