These jokes are from the SURVIVE RECESSION group at Facebook. New members welcome.
http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=56461425777
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George W. Bush was asked today what he thought of the credit crunch. He replied that it was his favorite candy bar.
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George W. Bush was asked today what he thought of the credit crunch. He replied that it was his favorite candy bar.
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I went to the ATM this morning and it said "insufficient funds".
I’m still wondering is it them or me.
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I went to the ATM this morning and it said "insufficient funds".
I’m still wondering is it them or me.
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A lobbyist on his way home from his office in Crawford, Texas, is stuck in traffic. Noticing a police officer, he winds down his window and asks: "Officer, what’s the hold-up?" The policeman replies: "Former President Bush is so depressed he's stopped his motorcade and is threatening to douse himself with gasoline and set himself on fire. He says everyone believes he and his political and business associates caused the recession. So we're taking up a collection for him." The lobbyist asks: "How much have you got so far?" The officer replies: "About 40 gallons, but a lot of people are still siphoning."
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A lobbyist on his way home from his office in Crawford, Texas, is stuck in traffic. Noticing a police officer, he winds down his window and asks: "Officer, what’s the hold-up?" The policeman replies: "Former President Bush is so depressed he's stopped his motorcade and is threatening to douse himself with gasoline and set himself on fire. He says everyone believes he and his political and business associates caused the recession. So we're taking up a collection for him." The lobbyist asks: "How much have you got so far?" The officer replies: "About 40 gallons, but a lot of people are still siphoning."
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Like most countries, Japan is now hurtling towards bankruptcy. In the last seven days, Origami bank has folded, Sumo Bank went belly up and Bonsai Bank announced plans to cut some of its branches. Yesterday, it was also announced that Karaoke Bank is to go up for sale and will likely go for a song, while shares in Kamikaze Bank were suspended today after they nose-dived. While Samurai Bank is soldiering on after sharp cutbacks, 500 staff at Karate Bank got the chop and analysts report that there is something fishy going on at Sushi Bank, where it is feared that staff may get a raw deal.
Like most countries, Japan is now hurtling towards bankruptcy. In the last seven days, Origami bank has folded, Sumo Bank went belly up and Bonsai Bank announced plans to cut some of its branches. Yesterday, it was also announced that Karaoke Bank is to go up for sale and will likely go for a song, while shares in Kamikaze Bank were suspended today after they nose-dived. While Samurai Bank is soldiering on after sharp cutbacks, 500 staff at Karate Bank got the chop and analysts report that there is something fishy going on at Sushi Bank, where it is feared that staff may get a raw deal.
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7 comments:
Jeannelle, these were all just excellent. Needed the laugh on this oh so rainy day! thanks!
Hi, Sherry,
Yeah, they gave me a good laugh, too. Yes, what a gloomy, drab day we've had.
Funny! Thanks!
I like the ATM one. So true!
Kat
Oh, I enjoyed the chuckle. Thanks.
Where do you find these jewels? Hilarious!
Too funny! We can all use a good laugh during these difficult times!
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