Thursday, September 11, 2008

Hot Wire Tutorial

Enough of the goofy precognitive dream stuff and depressing childhood memories........let's get back to THE FARM:
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To keep our bovine critters confined to their assigned pasture area, we use a "hot wire", otherwise known as an electric fence. There's an intermittent pulsing of electricity moving through the wire you see in the photo.
The fencepost is a metal rod, with the wire running through the yellow plastic holder which grips the rod. The plastic acts as an insulator, of course.
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Using the above information, can you deduce whether or not something is wrong with this next scene?
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That's right.........the heifer should not be able to lean against the wire without getting a shock, if the jolts of electricity are passing through it properly. Either this wire is not hot, or this heifer is a numb one! I noticed this the other day and had to tell Husband about it right away, before the entire herd discovered the "cold wire" and escaped! This time the problem was easily fixed.......an electric fencer box by the barn was not plugged in. The fencer apparatus is what sends the electricity rhythmically into the wire. The power jolts must be spaced intermittently, or otherwise an encounter with the hot wire could cause fatal electrocution, to animals or people!
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Here's a corner fence and post setup, with white ceramic insulators being put to use:

And, here's a braced fencepost connected to old-fashioned woven-wire fencing from way out at the far end of the farm:
This last photo shows brand-new barbed wire fencing that Husband put up last spring. This corner-post configuration makes use of a cast-off item recognizable only by dairy people, most likely........and that would be the black rubber "inflations" hanging down in the background below the the wire.
An "inflation" is the inside part of the milking machines.......the part that intermittently squeezes and relaxes the teat of a cow during the milking process (hence, inflating and deflating). Inflations must be changed every couple months, thus we end up with piles of cast-off ones, of which a few end up being used on fences for their insulating capabilities. Husband ties the end of a wire to an inflation, giving him something to safely grab onto to move the wire around, such as for a gate out in the field.

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I've accidentally touched a hot wire many times over the years. Quite a shock to your system that is........for a split second you know what's coming, but its impossible to pull away, then ka-POW!.........you feel the WHUMP which takes your breath away and you wonder if your heart is still beating! Then its over, leaving you vibrating slightly and feeling as if you have a whole new outlook on the world!

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(There, now.......if anyone is writing a book set on a dairy farm,----a most exciting place for sure-----this blogpost contains a fence-full of suspenseful info to keep your readers inside the PLOT of the story. Should they tire of the plot they're in and go leaning over the fence, well you now know what to do about that........plug into the source of power and GIVE 'EM A JOLT!!!)

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13 comments:

Russell said...

Memories!!! Heh! Growing up with 45 black and whites (Holsteins for you non-dairy people!) and letting them graze on 119 acres of pasture WITH a creek running through it - crossing in 4 different places! - I have LOTS of memories of electric fence!! Heh!!

On my high school graduation day I was chasing cows who had gotten out (again!). This was back in the days when we used the big old battery powered fencer. The fencer was fine but sometimes the fence would get grounded and all the cows and calves would have a wonderful time!

I only use electric fence now to go around my sweet corn and keep the racoons out!

Take care and I enjoyed your post!

rhymeswithplague said...

Don't look now, but I think we just discovered why you are having those goofy precognitive dreams.... :)

Jeannelle said...

Hi, Russell,

You probably experienced a few jolts of volts, too! (Do you have precognitive dreams?) Hahaha! Thanks always for your great Iowa-farm-boy comments and memories!

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rhymesie,

Seriously......I almost included that very thought in my post.....it was typed in as the final paragraph, but I deleted it. I once read of a person who survived a lightning strike and afterwards was supposedly "psychic"!

Pat - Arkansas said...

Oh! Fences! For a minute there, I thought I was going to read about how to purloin a vehicle! :)

We didn't have any electric fence on our small farm. "Bob-war" (what it sounds like in Arkansas) fence was the enclosure of choice. Didn't keep all the cows in, of course.

Trish said...

Gosh...how in the world did they manage the cows in the 'olden' days!!! Grin. Interesting...I had no idea...farming has come a long way since my dad was a country preacher!

Deb said...

Your photos of barbed electric wire are really appealing. Who would have thunk it!
Nice work.

Ruth Hull Chatlien said...

I had no idea about this technological aspect of farming. I don't think I'd want to touch one of them even once.

Odd Chick said...

I was holding a fire hydrant type hose that my husband said, "Hold on tight, because when I turn this on, the pressure will knock you backward some. What I didn't realize is that there was an electric fence behind me. I got a quick jolt but thank goodness the drenching from the hose shut it off! Things a girl has to watch for on the farm!

Nancy said...

It's been a long time since I've been shocked by an electric fence, not a feeling you forget though. I remember my brothers playing tricks on town kids and getting them to grab the fence. On another note, I seriously hope none of my dreams are precognitive, it usually seems the other way around. When I'm stressed I have dreams about having to use the bathroom in public, losing clothing, being chased, misplacing my kids, etc. What do you make of that? :) Craaazzy??

Jeannelle said...

Pat,

Oh.....funny! I didn't even think of that sort of "hot wiring"! "Bob-war".....I'm saying that a few times to get the feel!

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trish,

Good question! They had only a couple cows probably and just let them wander with a cowbell around their neck. They would come home in time.

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deb,

Thanks for dropping by! Glad you like the barbed-wire!


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ruth,

I agree not touching an electric fence is a good plan! My worst shock was one time when I had no shoes on......really stupid of me to be so clumsy then.

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odd chick,

Oh, your story scared me. Electricity and water are not a good mix! I'm glad the wire turned off that time for you!!

Jeannelle said...

Hi, Nancy,

Oh, your brother was naughty!!

And, yes, I've had dreams like what you mentioned, too! Going to the bathroom or being naked in a crowd of people....but, no one ever seems to notice, and in the dream I don't even seem to care that I'm doing such a bizarre thing!

In reading I've done, that dream is a common theme for people, and its not a precognitive thing. Its more a reflection of what's going on our life at the time. It has to do with times in our lives when we are opening up and revealing ourselves in certain situations, and I don't mean physically revealing ourselves.

Another common reflective dream theme is finding new rooms in your house. And, over the years, even way back when I was a kid, I would have dreams like that. And, to me they were so exciting......I always wanted to find new rooms in the house. It has something to do with you growing and changing, so I've read. YOUR house is comparable to YOUR self.

Not every dream is precognitive! Mine are the ones that come immediately before I wake up in the morning.....not the ones in the middle of the night.

Sorry for this lengthy comment on your comment!! I find dreaming a very fascinating subject!!

Adventure girl said...

This makes me remember my ranch where we had Angus and miles of electric fences!

Jeannelle said...

Hi, adventure girl,

Its amazing to me how far the electric current can go in those tiny wires! And, it surely is a convenient way to quickly put up a fence and designate an area for pasturing.