Sometimes we have a bit of a problem with snooty cows out here in the barnyard. I mean, some, like this one, are REALLY snooty and snotty. They put their snoots high in the air, sometimes even while literally dripping snot, for pity's sake. That's taking snottiness a bit too far, I believe. I am Freckles the Cow, your substitute bloog-host, and I just shake my head at such barnyard occurrences.
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When this happens........when we have an issue with a snooty cow, I, Freckles the Cow, will quietly and unobtrusively attempt to convince the snooty one to visit my COWnseling area for a discussion session. (That's me on the left in the photo below, accompanied by the snoot from the above photo.) Around behind the silo is my office, where I meet with wayward, behaviorally-challenged cows. I can usually successfully deal with the problem if its just a single snooty cow........but, a whole gang-load of snooty, snotty bovines, now that's a different story altogether.
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I learned my COWnseling techniques when I attended MOO-ology School. Actually, it was via a correspondence course, as the fact is......I'm never allowed off the farm. At any rate, I did fairly earn my DM (Doctor of MOO-ology) degree, and I'm happy to be able to put my knowledge to use when needed.
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When this happens........when we have an issue with a snooty cow, I, Freckles the Cow, will quietly and unobtrusively attempt to convince the snooty one to visit my COWnseling area for a discussion session. (That's me on the left in the photo below, accompanied by the snoot from the above photo.) Around behind the silo is my office, where I meet with wayward, behaviorally-challenged cows. I can usually successfully deal with the problem if its just a single snooty cow........but, a whole gang-load of snooty, snotty bovines, now that's a different story altogether.
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I learned my COWnseling techniques when I attended MOO-ology School. Actually, it was via a correspondence course, as the fact is......I'm never allowed off the farm. At any rate, I did fairly earn my DM (Doctor of MOO-ology) degree, and I'm happy to be able to put my knowledge to use when needed.
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Random cow info.......from cow experts across the pond, in the U.K.
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Today: Keep YOUR snoot clean and at the level where it belongs!
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5 comments:
Good news, Freckles. There are Internet universities now, and you seem to be quite proficient at technology. So if you decide to go back for a degree in, say, es-cud-tology, you can do it online.
Freckles, I'm so glad you're able to bloog daily in Jeannelle's absence. She is probably so busy and caught up with the things surrounding her son's wedding that posting to her blog is the furthest thing from her mind.
Out here, away from the farm, we like you, Freckles. And that's no bull.
Oh Miss Freckles - We need you on our farm! We have one snooty horse who thinks her disability entitles her to favoritism over the others! I am sure our Oops, Radar and Lucy would love for you to counsel her.
I'm wondering if you can offer any help with arrogant as heck cats and dogs? I'm about out of ideas and time outs definitely don't work!
Freckles I am so glad to see that you are taking over for a few days. Should be very entertaining....I've been snotted on by cows and horses in the past. Not a pretty site.
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