Cows Plan Party

"Psst......Hey, Freckles, do ya know what tomorrow is?"

"Sure do.......its Moo Year's Eve......and, that means PARTY-TIME!"

"Righto.......and, it also means some party planning needs to be done.....pronto!"

"Eh? Perk up your ears.......listen up, all you bovine barnyard-babes.......gather 'round for a party planning session."

"Hey, Freckles, you still got that yummy and easy-as-pie Corn Dip recipe? The one you don't have to cook or anything, seeing as we don't have a stove or oven at our disposal."

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"Sure do.......here it is: 1 cup MOOyonaise; 1 cup sour cream (hooray.....a dairy product!); 1 bunch onions, chopped; 1/4 to 1/2 jar jalepenos, chopped; 3 cans Mexicorn (regular white corn works, too); 2 cups finely shredded cheddar cheese (yum!). Serve cold with tortilla chips and/or veggies. Expect compliMOOnts.......even from humans!"

"Hey, gals......I may be only a young heifer, but I can bring frosted cookies! Seeing as I'm covered with frost already, anyway!"
"Blecch!.......We don't care for sweets, honey! Go back to your recipe box and look for Hay Balls, Oat Bunches, Soybean Crunchies, or Silage Cakes. Your tastes in snacking must mature a bit before you can participate in cow parties."

"Jewel says that her friend in the middle there---GIN---says she will bring......you guessed it......Gin! Or, schnapps, or light corn beer, or any flavor of MOOnaschewitz wine! Just let her know......she's got connections for acquiring such beverages.......a cow acquaintance with fake human ID! We would nominate a designated driver, but seein' as we ain't allowed to drive in the first place, it ain't necessary."

"Dancer says she'll bring CD's to listen to......and dance to, too! What bands and singers do you like? MOOnheim Steamroller? MOOlli Vanilli? Dean MOOrtin? Chicago??......Who's that?? The artist formerly known as 'Princess MOO'? John MOOyer? MOOnhattan Transfer? Haulin' OATs......you betcha! The MOOdy Blues? The Fifth DiMOOnsion? The MOObie Brothers? Fleetwood MOOck? Don't you dare forget Glenn MOOller and his band playing 'In the MOOd'......we gotta have THAT on MOO Year's Eve!"

"Hey......lend an ear to me......me Carly, that is. This here cow standing next to me goes by the name of Equinox. We can't invite her to a party this time of year, can we? She's totally out-of-season, seein' as we just had the winter solstice. Where is Solstice, by the way? Be sure to invite HER."

"Take that, why don't ya....ya, COWS........eat some snow!! I, Equinox, had no control over the name I was given in calf-hood. Sheesh. Get over yourselves. Some of you are named Boob, Pickle, Juggle, Fizz, Q, Sassy, and Fanny........and you have the nerve to pick on MY rather scientific name of Equinox!?"

"OK, Equinox......point well taken. You are welcome to attend the MOO Year's Eve party, too. You bring the games........how 'bout some old classics like MOOnopoly, COWlue, Don't Spill the Beans, Tip the Cow (yes, there is such a game), Dairyopoly (yes, it exists, too), and Silo Chutes & Ladders. Twister might be fun, too."

"The party's gonna be a blast! Wish you blog readers could be here with us, frolicking in the dairy barn, after Jeannelle and that Husband guy get out of our way! Whoo-ee!! Bring on the fun! And, hey, let's invite the Brown Swiss bulls from down the road.......their hide may be the wrong color, but, heck.....who cares on MOO Year's Eve! Whoo-ee!!"
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"Oh, yeah.....by the way......we COWS hope YOU will plan ahead to have an enjoyable and safe Moo/New Year's Eve, too!!"

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