I'm headed to bed now.......and to see if these products live up to the promises on their labels.
Monday, March 31, 2008
Snore Away....Please!
Contributing to Art
My route to I-35 was on U.S. 20 out of Waterloo, a convenient way to zip through central Iowa, the road having been expanded to a four-lane in recent years. Great for driving.......but, not so great for scenery.......especially in the early spring with lackluster landscapes everywhere. The sky sported dismal gray clouds all day......the trees, when there were any, displayed murky charcoal tones, and the fields grimy brown and black.
One rather scenic spot on U.S. 20 is this high bridge over the Iowa River valley. I'm guessing the span is about a quarter-mile long. This photo was taken looking west.
Later, on my way back east across the bridge, I held the camera up and snapped a shot through the passenger window, out of curiosity to see what might show up. Here it is......looking south.......another dreary scene, over the Iowa River:
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After enjoying ice cream treats and catching up at Dairy Queen, my daughter and I browsed the VF store at the Story City Factory Outlet. I've had good luck finding clothes there in the past. Today was no exception.......there were many CLEARANCE racks, and we each ended up with an armful to try on........by then the store was about ready to close. So it was a fast try-on session and quick decisions. I ended up with half an armful to buy. They had tons of nice tops with three-quarter length sleeves.......my choice of fashion for the past few years, as the upper arms get chunkier. A couple of the tops I bought are dressy ones, and as I drove home I realized that one of them just might work for my son's wedding this summer, IF I can find a longish, very dressy black skirt to wear with it. Hmm.......I've been dreading the thought of shopping for a dress for the wedding, so this might be just the ticket!
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Does anyone know the song that begins with, "Black, black, black is the color of my true love's hair......"? We sang it in madrigal in high school. It kept going through my mind today as the dull scenery flew by. "Drab, drab, drab is the color of early spring in Iowa......". Yes, it truly is.
Saturday, March 29, 2008
Shooting the Birds
Why bother photographing sparrows? Well.....His Eye is On the Sparrow.......right? So why not have a camera eye on them, too, once in while. Its not their fault we consider them common and ordinary.
Friday, March 28, 2008
Mourning Dove
This will be a brief post, as I'm expecting two little girls to arrive any moment. They have to put up with me babysitting them while their mom runs errands in town.
Today's Dr. Dictionary word is "hullabaloo"! It means "a confused noise; tumult; uproar". When I was a kid in the 60's, there was a TV show by that name which featured mod dancing. My parents certainly didn't allow anyone to watch it at our house, but when I was at my grandma's, I would watch it with my older cousin. (Oh, the corrupting influence of grandmas and older cousins!) Another show called "Shindig" was similar to "Hullabaloo"........I remember lots of dancing......girls with solid hairdos and dresses of mod-print fabric. I nearly gagged the other day while browsing in a store's clothing section........those goofy prints are back in style. Ick!!! And the smock-styles that look like maternity tops........ICK!!! Who would want to wear that stuff????
Have a great day! Husband continues with the early-spring manure-hauling. That's exciting, isn't it. And I continue to rearrange and organize clutter in the house. I'm happy with the library area, though, and am excited to show the little girls when they get here. They like to sit in cozy corners and look at books. Ah.....the memories of many pleasant hours doing that same thing when I was young.
Thursday, March 27, 2008
Railroad Photo Adventure
My first thought was: Yes, do it. My second thought was: No......let him go for a day without wearing the retainer. Third thought being: By all means, yes, do it, and take the camera along and do some hunting for photo ops on this snowflake-filled morning. The third thought clinched the deal, so I quickly changed out of my stinky chore coat and jumped into the Envoy, backing it to the barn so I could shout my plans to Husband, who was running the noisy straw-chopper. I left out the part about photo-hunting.......he wouldn't see the need of doing that. If there's one thing I learned early on in my marriage, its this: if I get an idea to do something......the best thing to do is just do it, and tell Husband about it afterwards, because he rarely holds high opinions of activities not directly connected to cows and chores. Go ahead and criticize me as a bad wife, but we all figure out what to do to survive and thrive.
After dropping the retainer off at the school office, I headed for some roads down by the Wapsipinicon River. (If I would have told Husband I was intending to drive over by the river, he'd have frowned and said......"If you get stuck, don't call me.") I wasn't worried about getting stuck anywhere. The roads are a bit sloppy, but not deeply muddy.
My destination was an old metal bridge.......photos of it I'll post another day. This photo was taken from that bridge, looking north towards a railroad bridge.
Then I looked the other way, and saw another vehicle coming down the tracks in the distance. See the stray branches on the tracks......maybe that next vehicle contains workers who will remove the branch cuttings that remain on the tracks.
I enjoyed my morning's adventure! And I learned something about railroad maintenance. My route home also took me past the old pioneer cemetery where many of my ancestors are buried.......photos for another post from there, also. Everything looks amazingly different in a snowy atmosphere like we had this morning. I'm glad now that my son forgot his retainer!! It gave me an excuse to be out and about!
I did put the memory card in the digital photo frame our kids gave us for Christmas, and Husband watched the photos from my morning's adventure while he ate lunch. He enjoyed them, but I assure you, if I'd have told him where I was headed earlier, he would have been way less than enthusiastic about it, and I have trouble tolerating that. Thus, its best to avoid it.
Wednesday, March 26, 2008
Lady-In-Waiting
Tuesday, March 25, 2008
Chasing the Sunset
Last evening, I needed to run up to the convenience store in our little town to fill Son's pickup with fuel (he can't drive there yet with just his school permit). I also remembered I needed to stop by at church and pick up Sunday School teaching materials for subbing next weekend. That led me to also remember to take along a couple sacks of pop cans to put in the can wagon in front of our Lutheran School, which is, of course, next to the church. The schoolkids collect cans for the refunds as an ongoing fundraiser. Church members and others leave their returnable pop and beer containers in the wagon, each can or bottle being worth a nickel or dime, which adds up to thousands of dollars of needed funding for the school each year.
Anyway, as I tip-toed through the mud to toss the sacks in the can wagon, I happened to look up and see this sight of the blackbirds on stark tree branches, outlined against the sky next to the steeple. And, guess what......my camera was with me! Hooray! The steeple cross is facing west toward the setting sun.
As the old pickup tolerated my jerky version of the manual shifting into first, second, third......I tried to keep watching the sun's show, and steer safely.......and then turned west onto the next gravel road to attempt to catch a photo shot at the moment when the glowing orb of the sun was perfectly round.......like a "red, rubber ball".......and, no, Cliff Richard's song was not serendipitously playing on the radio at that moment. HOWEVER, during my chase of the rapidly evolving sunset scene, THIS song was playing on the pickup's crackly radio.........."Sunset Grill" by Don Henley! I'm not kidding.
I missed the shot I wanted, and the ones I did get were blurry. My goodness, the sun's descent seems to speed up in those last few moments of sunset! Isn't that just the way life is sometimes.......you see something you truly want, and poof!, its gone before you can get it in your grasp. And so, for a chance to catch a perfectly round setting sun on photo, I repine. "Repine" is the Dr. Dictionary word for today........I've decided to attempt to use each day's word in that day's blog post. We'll see if it works out or not.......and if I remember to do it or not.
Hey, there you go.......try to use a new word today......either in speaking or writing.
Enjoy Life's Mysteries
Anyhow, the other day I was standing there mesmerized by the rushing water and sounds and was thinking on an article I'd read recently about consciousness. The article theorized that possibly consciousness doesn't originate in the brain, but that the brain is a receptor for consciousness that exists outside of it. Similar to the milkers that are placed in the vat of water.......they aren't part of the water, but they take the water into themselves and make use of it. And while the water is inside the milker parts, you could consider it part of the milker........even though technically, its not. Someone seeing a narrow view of the milker full of water might think the water is part of the milker.......that is if they don't have a complete view of the entire wash operation. Which is comparable to us humans not having a complete view of what's going on in many aspects of our existence.
There, I'm revealing one of my deepest secrets.......if I suddenly found myself in college, I would study the mystery of consciousness. There's just a plethora of stuff we don't know about ourselves and the world we exist in. (Sorry....."plethora" was the Dr. Dictionary Word of the Day for today.) In the newspaper yesterday was an article about the construction of the Large Hadron Collider in Europe......a huge machine which will be used to study the miniscule particles that make up atoms. The article stated, "scientists hope that it will help them unlock some of the deepest, darkest secrets of the universe." Intriguing.......eh!!??
I think its totally, fantastically exciting that there's so much we don't know about EVERYTHING!! Knowing that we know so little should keep us all humble.
Revel in the mystery of your world today!!
While you are busy with that assignment, I will be contentedly reading magazines in the orthodontist's waiting room as my son gets his braces removed, a happily anticipated event for him.
Sunday, March 23, 2008
STOP ahead for Easter
Over the years, Youth Group activities have dwindled to nothing, but they and their MOTHERS are still expected to provide the Easter breakfast. I was talking to a deacon a couple weeks ago, and suggested to him that maybe the breakfast duties should be taken over by a different church group.......such as the MEN! (In the church I grew up in, the men's group served the Easter breakfast.) The deacon thought I was joking, but then indicated he'd consider the suggestion.......however, I think HE was joking!!! LOL
We served around 80 people for breakfast........not an especially impressive turnout. There was one church service, at 8:30 A.M., immediately following the breakfast. Our normal church service time is 10 A.M., which works out well with Husband's morning milking schedule, but an 8:30 service is too early for him to get to. Bummer.......he was unable to attend church on Easter! And, to top it off, this morning it was announced that our church services will be at 8:30 A.M. through May, to accomodate the available vacancy pastor! Needless to say, Husband is not amused about this turn of events. We attend a rural church, established by farmers over 130 years ago. Hardly any of the members have livestock anymore, though, and their minds are quickly forgetting what its like to have chores to do on Sunday mornings BEFORE church.
But, I shouldn't be a complainer on this most special of Christian holy days. Our younger two children were home, and my mom and stepdad came over, too. I fixed roast beef, mashed potatos and gravy, ham balls, corn, cherry/applesauce jello, cottage cheese, rolls. My stepdad brought a deliciously rich and heavy carrot cake. We all felt completely stuffed after this meal......and add in the fact that we also had partaken of that big breakfast at church.......oh, my. We were definitely well-fed today!
After clearing up the noon meal dishes, I tried to sit and visit with my mom, but even the cup of strong coffee in front of me could not prevent my eyes from becoming heavy and continually closing. I needed to lay down, so I asked Mom if she wanted to watch a movie with me.......that way I could sack out on the sofa. We chose "Roman Holiday"-------always a delight to watch, with Audrey Hepburn and Gregory Peck cavorting around the streets of Rome. My state of awakeness waxed and waned, but I was aware of most of the movie. I especially like the scene with "the mouth of truth".........anyone know what that is? I assume it is an actual location in Rome.
Hopefully, you had a wonderful and blessed Easter day!
Christ is risen!
He is risen indeed!
Saturday, March 22, 2008
Red-Wings Trill & Thrill
On a fencepost across the road perched this competing songster. The two red-wings would trill and answer, trill and answer, trill and answer.......
I wanted to think that these two fellows were busy trying to articulate in song their pleasure at seeing me, but, of course, in actuality, they are competing tunefully for a mate. Ah, the romance of springtime! (Sorry, these photos are poorly arranged.) And, by the by, the I heard the first meadowlark song of spring this morning, too!
Unlike the aforementioned red-wing blackbird males, the man in above tractor is not showing off in the field with the intention of trying to impress a potential mate.......or an actual one, for that matter.
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Well, best wishes today in your attempts to impress or attract, or in doing whatever your situation calls for! Everyone is probably very busy getting ready for tomorrow's Easter celebrations.......blessings to all!
Wednesday, March 19, 2008
I'm Sorry
I'm sorry to not be getting to the blogs I enjoy reading, and I thoroughly understand if no one visits mine. That's not to say I'm not thinking of you.......Sherry, I thought of you in town the other day when I was stopped at a red light behind a van emblazoned with "BuildYourHeritage.com", advertising services to "help you publish your life story", because Sherry is writing her life story on her blog. I don't have to look far to think of Russell at Iowa Grasslands blog, because grasslands are all around. CountryGirl.......I think of you everytime I take a photo and because, well, I'm a country girl, too! Kacey, at Wine on the Keyboard.......you were in my mind while I attempted to reposition my piano yesterday..........oh, my aching back! Mary's husband used to milk cows, so I know she understands the farm stuff.
The other day in town, I did break down and buy a new digital camera to carry in my pocket on walks. So here's a taste of how my little corner of the world looks right now:
Much of the snow has melted away, as you can see. (The black specks are birds.)
Tuesday, at 4 p.m., when I was exhausted after a day of housework, this text came in on my cell phone.....from my high school sophomore son: "We hav a bball banquet 2nite n i need 2 bring hot dish n if u cud come thtd b great."
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Tuesday, March 18, 2008
Guess This & No Complaining
It was an awful day to be in town, and I wished I'd stayed home. The streets were a mess-----sloppy and littered with deep potholes. There was just enough fine rain coming down that I needed to run the windshield wipers, but they were annoyingly squeaky because the rain didn't provide enough water. If I turned them off, the rain on the window was annoying because I couldn't see through it! A no-win situation, it was.........and, yes, I'm competing in today's Ms. Complainer contest.......if there is one.
I was grumbling yesterday also because I had to drive Husband's pickup to town, due to the fact that Daughter had parked her car behind the Envoy and had flown the coop with a friend for the day and taken her car keys along. Around this farm, we normally leave keys IN vehicles, so I didn't even think to ask her about it before she left.......she, of course, has developed the sensible habit of removing car keys because that's what she has to do at college. And, that's how most of the car-driving world lives.......we on the farm are somewhat sheltered and naive, and today I paid for it.
Husband's pickup isn't that bad, really. It smells only faintly of cow manure. The cab is regular-sized, though, which doesn't leave much space for grocery sacks, but I crammed in as many as I could. We bought this high mileage '99 Chevy pickup a few years ago, and now our son drives the '88 Chevy pickup that it replaced. The '99 is rough-riding, because its a 3/4 ton, but at least it has a CD player, meaning I was able to enjoy my favorite driving music.
Let's see who can figure out the name of the CD. Its by a singing group with a talented lyricist, in my opinion. He's practicing art by painting pictures with words. Here's a few of the colorful images etched in the magnetic strains of this particular CD:
Sunday, March 16, 2008
Palmarum Typo & Oatmeal Cake
Saturday, March 15, 2008
Flying Girl & Cat
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My daughter worked on her FAFSA this morning. I'm sure some of you know what that is. This is the ninth year I've had experience with filling out that charming form. Doing it online is not so bad. With our first two kids, we used the paper forms and snail-mail. I remember being SO nervous about filling out the FAFSA the first time.....worried we would do it incorrectly and cause problems with the college financing. Good grief. College is great, but what a loan burden kids end up with after graduation. Thankfully, our first two kids have gotten good jobs.
The flying daughter in the top photo can't decide what to major in. A degree in silliness would fit her quite well!
Kilroy the Killdeer is Here

I certainly did not take this nice close-up photo of a killdeer; it comes courtesy of the Wikipedia article about killdeer. Yes, as I trudged down our sloppy farm drive yesterday, this year's first sight and sound of killdeers caught my attention. They looked exactly like this fellow in the photo above.......standing on their little stick legs in the snowmelt pond in our field next to the driveway. Amazingly, icy cold water must not faze killdeers in the least, for the ones I saw seemed happy as larks to be wading in it. (I hope they won't mind being compared to larks........although not birds-of-a-feather, they seem to be friends, although the meadowlarks won't arrive for a while yet.)
Killdeers live an interesting life. They construct their nests right on the ground, making them out of little stones. In fact, killdeers seem to spend most of their time on the ground.......you never see them sitting in trees or on fenceposts. If danger threatens their nest or their young, the adult killdeer will limp off, feigning a broken wing, to draw the predator's attention away from the nest or little birdlings. Isn't it amazing and intriguing how different types of birds and animals are blessed with specialized instincts!
By the way, young killdeer birdlings are the cutest darn things......last summer I saw a group of maybe ten little ones running along the road behind an adult (she must have been their daycare provider). The little ones look exactly like the mature killdeers, only in miniature, of course. Fun to see!! And killdeers can scurry very fast on their skinny stick legs......they almost look like little roadrunners!
The killdeers' call is distinctive, too, and is a common sound in the fields around our farm. Spring and summer wouldn't be the same without the killdeer's high-pitched whistle in the background of days and evenings. I have trouble describing bird calls, but killdeers don't seem to sing, or trill, or warble.......they have a whistly screech. Its not an unpleasant sound, though not exactly beautiful either.......but definitely recognizable!
I was going to write next that I have no idea where the odd name "killdeer" came from, but I quickly grabbed the "K" Worldbook and found the answer. Their name is associated with the shrill sound they make........it sounds like "kill-deer", the encyclopedia said. Well, I'll have to take more notice of that now and see if its true. Oh, and guess what.......the explanation of their name is also given in the Wikipedia entry. Duh, Jeannelle.
We're in the Ides of March. I read last night that on the night before his assassination, Julius Caesar dreamed he sailed to the heavens and took the hand of Zeus! Supposedly, there was also a bird portent seen on the day preceding his death. It was a pagan habit, I guess, to take notice of such things in nature........although if portents occur, they are neutral, aren't they? Maybe its pagan simply to take notice of things such as dreams and birds. Do you know that originally the Latin word paganus referred to people who lived out in the country, as opposed to cities, where Christianity was concentrated. Fascinating!
Have a great day!
Friday, March 14, 2008
NonnieM......
I see there's a "NonnieM" at Wittenburg Trail, and wondered if that could be you. You did mention you were a Lutheran, I think. Its wonderful that spring has finally arrived......but it sure makes things messy in the cowyard, doesn't it?
Art Teaches a Lesson

Yesterday, after morning chores, I enjoyed a nice long walk on our sloppy gravel road, lined with snowpiles which are steadily diminishing, thanks to the sun's influence. The piles are chunky and now resemble big, dirty boulders. A neighbor was in his tractor pulling a manure spreader in his field near the road. Sometimes in very early spring, if the fields are solid enough, farmers are able to clean out cattle sheds and haul the manure to the fields before the ground becomes too soft to drive on. The neighbor and I exchanged hearty waves; he milks Brown Swiss cows on his farm. Our fields happen to not be fit to drive in, so Husband can't do any manure-hauling, and he's a bit frustrated about that.
Yesterday afternoon was spent painting a bathroom with Stain Killing Primer to cover some mildew spots here and there. We are blessed with spacious bathrooms, which is great, but also means a large ceiling to paint. Consequently, my arms and shoulders are sore today. As my paintbrush went back and forth yesterday, my mind was digging through shelves of ideas, trying to find fodder for today's blog post.
Finally, it hit me like a bolt out of the blue.......as I was standing there PAINTING.........why not post a favorite painting and discuss a serendipitous lesson I once learned about ART. By stunning coincidence, fellow Iowa bloggers Sherry and Russell, at blogs "A Feather Adrift" and "Iowa Grasslands", respectively, have been including art and related commentary in some of their recent posts. Hmm........maybe that also influenced my choice.
In the household I grew up in, there wasn't much appreciation for art, so I didn't develop much interest in art. In high school, I wouldn't have been caught dead taking an art class......that was where the "dummies" and troublemakers congregated, so I thought. To my credit, however, when my kids were growing up, I did make sure they had plenty of crayons, pens, pencils, and sheets of paper, so they could draw to their hearts' content. But, the thought of any of them having a career relating to art never entered my head. Little did I know.
Our oldest child, a daughter, began college intending to major in Exercise Science. Towards the end of her sophomore year, she phoned home one day and said, "Mom......I'm changing my major.......to Art Education." I gasped and said, "What for?" I was worried she'd never find a teaching job in the area of art......schools deleted art from their curriculum when finances were tight.....so I thought.
Daughter spent the first semester of her junior year taking art classes in Leiden, The Netherlands. She was able to visit many galleries and museums, seeing famous paintings and other artwork in places like London, Paris, Rome, Venice, Prague, Amsterdam. It was a fantastic experience for her......even though 9/11 took place just two weeks after she flew to Europe......but that's a story for another post.
At the end of her senior year in college, one Sunday afternoon we drove to Central College in Pella, Iowa, to attend the Senior Art Show, where students displayed a major art project they had completed. Our daughter had painted murals at the Pella Hospital, and her display was about that.
As we were walking around admiring the students' artwork that day, I suddenly became aware of a conversation going on behind me. It was between an art professor-----he was from the Netherlands and had a very noticeable Dutch accent, my daughter having had him as an instructor in Leiden------and apparently, one of his former students. The young woman had a baby in her arms and she was rather apologetically telling the professor that she was not working at the current time, but was a stay-at-home mom. The professor piped right up, and to this day I can still hear him saying this to her in his Dutch accent: "But you do some art everyday......right? You should do art everyday. You can do art at the kitchen table."
For some silly reason, it nearly brought tears to my eyes to hear his very kind and earnest words to his former student. Right then it was almost as if a veil fell away in my mind concerning the importance of art in peoples' lives. I could suddenly see things differently. And as I've been more aware of art the past few years, and have done some reading about it.......I've learned that inspirations that come to artists are almost like prophecy.....they lead the way into new vistas for the world and humanity. That may sound impossibly dreamy, but I believe it. Creativity and inspiration come from somewhere outside of this world.
My daughter was hired by a large high school, where there are four other art teachers, thus she's experienced excellent mentoring early in her teaching career. She also retains her interest in sports, coaching girls' basketball, track, and cross-country. I'm very proud of her and happy for her.......she's able to put both sides of her brain to use! She married a business teacher/coach, who is now an athletic director; they add up to one very busy young couple. (After listening to my son-in-law describe his duties as an athletic/activities director, I tell him he's basically the "Mom" of the school district. He agrees that's an apt comparison.)
Now I need to talk a bit about the painting included in this post. As stated above, it is entitled "The Prairie is My Garden" and was done by Harvey Thomas Dunn (1884-1952). I bought a postcard with this painting pictured on it at the Corn Palace in Mitchell, South Dakota, in the summer of 1975, when I was there with my parents and siblings. Here's the information printed on the back of the postcard: "This painting portrays the Dakota pioneer woman's determination to cope with the harsh elements of the prairie, and her love for the beauty of the land. From the Collection of the South Dakota Memorial Art Center, Brookings, SD; gift of Edgar M. Soreng."
Do art everyday.........including today!!
Thursday, March 13, 2008
It Be A Thistle Bee
This bee on a thistle photo was taken last summer and has nothing to do with this blog post.......sorry......its just a random photo.
This morning I arose determined not to spend time doing any blogging today. As soon as I stepped out of the house to make my way across the frozen slush to the barn, my mindset was changed by a wonderful, joyful spring sound........the first red-winged blackbird of the season trilled a greeting from high in a tree overhead! Normally, they hang out on fenceposts along the road, so this fellow must have been determined to let me know he had arrived. Bless his little heart!
I hadn't wanted to wake up, actually. The dream I was in seemed infinitely more interesting than my real life. In the dream, I had been surfing to blogs (first time I ever dreamed about blogging!), and was reading one written by an older woman (not a familiar blog in real life), when the woman suddenly showed up in my house! It took me awhile to realize she was the writer of the blog I was looking at......and then when I did realize it, I was unsure of whether or not to let her know I knew she was the blogger of that blog! Her blog did have a name; its a word that makes no sense, but I'll study it out of curiosity.
Anyway, enough of that meaningless drivel. Have a wonderful day, anyone who happens by here!
Wednesday, March 12, 2008
Idiotic Pizza Incident
I did, in fact, compose this story BEFORE reading countrygirl's Hall of Shame post of yesterday, so this is not an attempt to mimic her story's subject and style. Remembrances of humorous situations are always out there floating around.....on the east coast, in the midwest, in the south, west, north......anyplace where memories exist!!
To my friends in blogworld, I hope you are having a wonderful day, devoid of any stupid incidents.......but, if one does occur, I hope you write it into a story!
This post will relate an incident I've long wanted to write down in story form. It will perhaps prove that no attempt to do a good deed goes unpunished, so beware of becoming involved in such things. Usually, its my own fault when stupid things happen to me, although this time, I don't think it was, but who knows......you can decide. The story is all true; I'm not creative enough to have made it up.
It happened on an uncomfortably warm and humid summer evening several years ago. Here on our farm that day we had done something unusual; we had chopped down a hackberry tree which had faithfully shaded our house for many years. I have an inborn aversion to removing trees, but this time it had to be done, because a few days before that, we had noticed the large tree trunk rotating as if on an axis as the wind blew, indicating rotting going on inside the tree.
It had taken most of the day to accomplish the tree's downfall. Husband wielded the whirring, burring chainsaw and the kids and I carted away branches and chunks of wood. Husband rode up in a tractor loader bucket to cut the high branches off first, then he climbed onto the tree to cut bigger sections. That made me so nervous, I couldn't even watch.......ditto for Father-in-Law, who had made his usual stop at the farm to check out the day's activities.
By evening milking time, the tree was completely down, and our yard was full of sawdust, leaves and sticks, and piles of variously-sized wood chunks. I felt completely not in the mood to cook supper, albeit feeling somewhat guilty for feeling that way, but I asked Husband if he would care if I went and got pizza from town. He said fine, so I phoned in an order for one large stuffed crust pepperoni and one large pan chicken supreme, to a pizza place in a town about 15 miles away. We happen to live about that far from three different towns, so by eeny-meeny-miney-moe, I made the choice that evening.
The drive to the pizza place was thoroughly enjoyable-----maybe that's why I wanted to order supper out-----just to get away for a little while and drive with the windows down to feel an actual almost-cool breeze on this muggy, still evening, our van's air conditioner having long ago given up the ghost. Most likely I had the radio cranked up, too, singing along, totally unaware of the idiocy which awaited me.
Once at the pizza place, I turned off the van (my biggest mistake), ran in and got the pizzas, jumped back in the van, turned the key, and........it wouldn't start. It would turn over, but wouldn't catch, like non-fuel-injected vehicles used to do back in the old days, when they were flooded. I waited a few minutes and tried the key again, with no success.
I went back into the restaurant to explain my situation and ask if they could put the pizzas back in the oven to stay warm. Not a problem, they said. After a few more minutes, I turned the van key again, to no avail. My next move was the dreaded cell phone call home to tell Husband what was going on......he would not be happy to hear what was transpiring with me, because it would mean more work for him to do. Thankfully, my son answered the barn phone. I cringed as he hollered the sordid story of my situation to Husband down the barn aisle, the words mixing with milker pump humming, stanchion rattling, and cow mooing.
After a few seconds, my son informed me that someone would come to my aid eventually, when chores were done.
Thus, I settled in to wait, ruing the fact that I had no book or magazine to read. I was parked right by the side windows of the pizza place, and near to the door. Before long, a female employee emerged from that door with a pizza box and a soft drink cup in her hand. Her car was parked right next to my van, and I noticed she set the pizza and pop on the roof of her car while she unlocked her car door. Then I looked away for a few seconds, and happened to glance at her car in my rear view mirror as she pulled away behind me........the pizza box and pop cup were still on top of her car! I jumped out of the van, yelling and pointing at the roof of her car, trying to get her attention before she pulled into the street. She looked back at me right after she entered the street, and just as the pop cup tipped over, spilling liquid and ice down her back window, the pizza box sliding also down the window and trunk and onto the street. Well, I thought, that was that......that poor kid just lost her supper!
I climbed back into my forlorn van, and a few seconds later was very surprised to see the employee's car come barreling back into the pizza place parking lot. She pulled in next to my van, glared at me, slammed her car door, and went into the pizza place. Through the window, I could see her talking and motioning.....in my direction, it seemed. Then I could see her making a phone call. Then customers sitting at tables in the restaurant started looking out the window-----at me, it seemed-----but why would they be doing that??.
Lo, and behold, a few minutes later I heard a police siren and then a squad car with flashing lights pulled in and parked next to me and my van. The officer came over to my window and said, "What's going on here?" I replied, "I have no idea. You tell me."
Then he did proceed to tell me that someone had reported that I had THROWN a cup of pop at a car!!
I just shook my head, and told him what had happened, wondering how on earth that girl could think I had thrown a pop cup at her car, when she herself had set the pizza and pop on top of her own car!!! The policeman said, "Hmm.....it sounds like there might be a misunderstanding here."
The policeman went into the pizza place and brought out the girl employee and the manager, and related to them what I had said. Incredibly, that girl acted like she had no recollection of the pizza and pop she had set on the roof of her car! I honestly wondered if she had very-early-onset Alzheimer's Disease or something. (OR, she had taken the pizza and pop without permission.....but, if that were the case, WHY did she draw attention to herself by accusing someone of throwing the pop cup at her......it made no sense!)
As we were talking there by her car, I glanced at its roof and saw there was still a moisture ring there from the pop cup!!! I pointed that out, and then the girl said, "Well, maybe that is what happened." My goodness, Girl", I thought, "what in the world is wrong with you"??!! (Or maybe because my van is old, dented, and rusty, she stereotyped me as the type of person who would randomly throw a cup of pop at a stranger's car!)
Anyway......long story, short.......the "misunderstanding" got straightened out, and I sat for another hour before my son finally showed up to take me home. I never did go back in to get the pizzas......I was too upset.
The next day, the pizza place's manager phoned me and said he had fired the employee. As if I would be happy to hear that.....but, I wasn't.....I still wondered if the girl had a brain disorder of some sort. He also said there were more reasons for her firing than just the incident involving me. As for the disabled van......Husband had to hoist it onto a car trailer and take it to the repair shop......it needed a new starter. Husband is always thrilled to have the chance to enjoy activities such as that.
To that particular pizza place, I've never had the gumption to return. This story has prompted a few laughs occasionally in a conversation here and there, although, I must be careful lest the facts of the story get twisted and I acquire the reputation of being a pizza and pop thrower!!
Anyway.....what does the moral of this story boil down to?......FIX SUPPER AT HOME!!! Even though Proverbs 31:14 says that a good woman brings food from afar.....DON'T DO IT!!